#this might be my fave photoshoot now

[yichens]

JimmySea for Starry星光画报

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+ bonus:

their mug shots when i arrest them for being too pretty

[viewerspookyhappenings]

okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)

- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didn’t want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour

- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)

- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everything���s fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)

- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event

- it is also giving this

- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said “okay have fun at work sweetie” (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)

- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him

- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss

- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didn’t love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted “it’s cunty” he replies: “oh it’s cunty is it?” then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol

- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)

- then brought out dan’s slit (box used to put questions in before the show)

- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:

- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: “cheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be broken”

- fave comfort show: “the office - is the office a bit millennial? it isn’t as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? that’s where my internalised homophobia is from”

- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes

- will he ever judge drag race: he didn’t want to when he was asked because he didn’t want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing

- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesn’t have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that aren’t close

- i can’t remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles “i literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come on”

- another tour? “do you guys want that” *screaming* “what would it be?” *dan and phil games screams* “well 👀👀”

- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* “maybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlight”

- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: “what in the baby reindeer? yes i did”

- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including

- piss

- will you wear wigs

- when will you wear wigs

- how long is your big toe “six centimetres - i don’t have a big toe im just a long person”

- pee pee poo poo time

- what were the other names for the book: “you will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it “you are messed up read this to fix your issues” but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn instead”

- i genuinely can’t remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add

- then read the author’s note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. “it is an honour to have created this”

- took a selfie with everyone

- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said “aww you guys are so gay”

- then said “if you enjoyed seeing me in person… i’ll see you again very soon”

this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!

and here are all the pics i got!!

[accio-victuuri]

of photoshoots, hot search, pants & bjyx 🫶🏼

i’m putting this out now incase i get busy at work later and won’t have the time to compose a post. but this is the cpn and some thoughts on what happened this morning. aside from us barely surviving bazaar’s attack! those photos are amazing! i haven’t recovered yet and i cannot wait for the interview ✌🏼

( using this as a header cause the photographer said it’s their fave)

days before this release, there were already some melons about the magazine cover. i personally shared the one about wyb cause the source seemed legit and fan clubs were confirming too. aside from that, it was also supposedly the day that marie claire will release teasers for xz’s january cover. tho i remember hearing before that his is supposed to be march. again, we can never be so sure with these melons. magazines don’t really care about overlapping with their release cause it depends on the season/month. today for example, there are 3 other magazine covers released aside from yibo’s.

however it’s interesting that it didn’t happen between xz and wyb. they totally could. even just the teaser wouldn’t hurt. i may just be clowning too hard and going by their pattern of not having their project overlap but i think this is an example. or maybe the melons were all false.

Anyway, this morning, xz marie claire was on hot search cause the teaser was supposedly gonna be posted 10:05 but there was nothing. which is not surprising cause it was a rumor. it was funny tho how people were effectively clowned 😂😂😂

it’s v interesting to see both their names + magazine cover on hs. this is why magazines would always love to feature them cause of the audience they bring. aside from the quality and professionalism too. years later, they are still relevant and will be for a long time!

there are also some side by side edits by cpfs because of the tank top they wore. they really do match! tho a small part of me is kinda wary when things like this are shared cause it could easily be picked up and used as xz vs wyb by brainless yxh. for international spaces the likelihood of that is small so it’s really more on weibo.

the fans have good intentions and i understand the tendency to but their similar shoots side by side and all that— i guess i’m just paranoid at times 🙃🙃

their beauty is so effortless!!!! and they both gravitate towards keeping things simple & real.

this too, the curls! the hair! i will forever be thankful that the military haircut era is over and hopefully shall never return!

the shoot also made wyb’s lip mole more pronounced. it reminds of the fake rumor that wyb said xz took away his mole. lol. he didn’t! it’s still there and they match 🫶🏼

MY FAVORITE THO IS HOW XIAO ZHAN WENT ONLINE REAL QUICK then went offline again. I remember probably 11:48? and he was online for 13 minutes. Some were low key in panic mode cause what if he posts something? Is he gonna share something about Marie Claire? It’s on HS already so it would make sense. But no. This bitch went online and dipped 😂😂😂😂

The posting for WYB’s materials was 11-12 so he went at the perfect time when all the photos are already released. So we are clowning that he is online to see the photos and save them all . Did he forget he was on his main and not side account? LOL. What a coincidence. Out of all the days and timeframe he can go online for bit, it’s now? When a certain someone’s magazine content is being released? 👀👀👀👀

Lastly, the pants WYB wore for the shoot is by Courreges which is the same brand ( not exact same pants okay? ) that XZ wore when he went to Singapore. Yes, the one we were clowning about. What a coincidence! 👁️👄👁️

that’s all. i might post another part to this if something comes up. happy monday ^^ 🦋

[decaflondonfog]

writerly ephemera

a few years back my darling friend @the-starryknight started a tag game inspired by a chat we had in a writing server regarding all the little personal details we add to our art. humans hold so many things close to their hearts without even realising, memories, artefacts, places, turns of phrase... lots of precious little bits and bobs i adore! recently i had a chat with the lovely @billdenbrough about the familiar fear of putting a little too much of yourself into a character — when do you cross the self-insert line? but also, aren’t these the things that make our characters human? which got me thinking about starry's tag game. so i've decided to bring it back! here's how we're doing it:

✨ share some bits little bits of you, easter eggs, memories, etc. you have left scattered in your fics or art. if you fancy it, tag a pal. ✨

i apologise in advance for the ridiculous amount of yapping you’re about to read aaaand here are some silly little mari-isms i’ve let bleed into my writing:

🏡 "The house is a ridiculous thing that could easily sleep a whole Exy team, but when Kevin questions it, all Andrew does is shrug and say, “This wasn’t exactly planned, it’s the best I could find with the time I had.”"

geometric equilibrium has a few mari-isms in it. abby's house is based on my friend emma's house too but this feels the most relevant: the house in Asheville is based on a place i stayed in a couple of years ago! the real life one isn't in Asheville, though it is in NC. i spent a really happy week there with friends and it just popped into my head when i was writing this fic. the setup of the rooms (kevin's and andreil's being across the landing from each other) was useful for what i want to write (as well as the bathroom placement!) so i just ran with it.

🪩 “…the faded band t-shirt two sizes too big that the redhead has tucked into a leather mini skirt. Instead of the usual pair of boots, Neil’s wearing a pair of platform sneakers in black and white.”

ahhhhh kaleidoscope :’) the fic where i genderbent all the monsters and then turned neil into my wee dress up doll! all of neil’s outfits were based on stuff i own and this particular one was a fave during my clubbing days. the only thing i didn’t own when i wrote this fic were the black and white trainers which i now own hahaha

🛁 “Bitty cuts himself a generous slice of pie and eats it in the bath.”

i haven’t lived in a house with a bath for three years and i miss it dearly. i used to have pudding and booze in the bath on hard days and it was super therapeutic — honestly i was just living vicariously through bitty in growing pains

🌸 “There, in the corner, not covered by the laundry that Kevin didn’t put away, is a vintage armchair (…) It’s pink, with old, spoiled velvet, and half of the fringes at the bottom of the chair missing.”

approximately eight years ago i walked past an antique shop and fell in love with a pink velvet toad chair with a wee fringe at the bottom. i didn’t think i could afford it but told my partner i was going to try and convince the shop to let me rent it for a photoshoot. i got home after work one day and my partner had bought it for me 🥹 that chair has now been with us in four houses across three countries and used to be one of my late dog’s favourite nap spots. (the fact that i let kandrew desecrate the chair completely in do not disturb the cats was… a choice lmaooooo)

🪡 “Jean comes back to California after five weeks with the Foxes with his hair slightly too long and falling into his eyes, a smattering of fresh freckles over the bridge of his nose, and a new hobby.”

oh this might just be my favourite! when i saw @alcego’s prompt for t&n last year i kneeeeew it had to be mine. giving my Sad Wet Cat blorbo all of my craft hobbies? what a delight! the best part is that out of all the crafts i made him try in transferable skills, book binding (arguably the main one) is the one i never tried

does anyone want to share? i'll pass this along to the folks tagged above and also @vykio @rwnjun @storiesnstardust @greenautumnleaves @djhedy @thetrojeans @seasy33 @nanatsuyu and @sillyunicorn ❣️

[castlebyersafterdark]

i honestly think its so real of you to admit that you find finn's music to be mid, and i will be one anon out here agreeing with you!

firstly, we can't help our taste, so why lie about something you think? its not intended to hurt finn. obv you appreciate his talent but it's just not your cup of joe. that shouldnt offend anyone.

and plus, you can love so many things about someone's way of going about in the world but not be a fan of certain creative expressions of theirs. for example, when i hear finn talk about his interests and passions and demonstrate his breadth of knowledge, it doesnt really match the output ive seen from him so far. meaning that what he makes is not what i would expect from him purely based on the way he talks about films and music.

but this isnt bad! i could learn from him in terms of questioning my own preconceptions, or giving his stuff another whirl to see beneath the layers. some things take a few listens sometimes. i remember giving a wedding speech once and loads of my friends came up to me afterwards and said i had seemed like a different person and they hadn't expected that speech to come from me. its fascinating how our insides translate to the outside, how people see us.

i think for me, it's finn's effort and dedication i admire most. he's a lifelong learner, and he's not lazy - and i really appreciate those qualities, because they're rare.

Right riiiiiight!!! It can be perceived as a little shade - but that's ok. It's not meant to be straight up rude. "One person's mid is another person's fave" and that's totally a sign of maturity to be honest to not let it matter? I have things I love that other people see as not great media or even cringe. And - fine! It's fun to tease and joke a little, to not be so blindly obsessed with some celeb that every single thing about them is something you fawn over. Admitting to yourself where your actual taste lies. I have some favorite actors/actresses and man they've starred in some shit movies. I'm not about to gush over the movie when I think it was bad. Still adore them. It's all ok hahaha.

Like you said - the passion and dedication and well-rounded interest aspect of Finn is what really appeals, even if I don't personally feel a connection to most of his projects to be quite honest? He's an interesting dude, without my shallow reasons of finding him attractive. He's still interesting besides that to me, and when I find a celeb to really truly follow, they've gotta be more than just a pretty face. His attitude in the Hollywood Industry is refreshing and that's what's the big appeal to me. He makes such niche references and seems so - and this is also with love - of the caliber potential of being a really pretentious indie guy. But - he actually isn't. He just has incredibly specific references and a berth of knowledge - but he's also such a guy. Down to earth. Mainstream and niche. That's the sweet spot. It makes it all genuine rather than someone putting on airs to appear "worldly" and that's cool.

He's been involved in such random stuff and I think you're right in that it doesn't always... quite reflect what someone might expect from him? But then again, he's into such niche low-impact music ventures and collabs and the fact that he plays these tiny venues and record shop shows while starring in some of the biggest movie franchises of all time is wild and fascinating. Photoshoots and campaigns with major fashion houses but he's out there in the same thrift store shirt and ugly ass South Park cap yet again. Dude's genuinely weird. That's so cool to me.

It's admirable to me and the bottom line is that if I was someone famous - I'd want a career and life like his, which is the big reason why I've latched on to following his life so much. I just think he's neat!

I'd imagine he's going to get involved in much different things as he gets older now with more freedom. Career trajectory of a more personal project interest route now that he's no longer maybe at the mercy of youth. And I like that's he's not an influencer or trying to be a "mogul" like so many stars of his age. (There's celebs I and many of us in this corner love who kinda fit that bill, but they also seem different than others who do the same so they get a pass 😉)

[lqfiles]

DUDEEEE i was just going to re-read your works (need comfort because it’s been a couple of rough days as an army ✊🏼😔) (also, DONT ATTACK ME IM NICE PLSSS 😭😭)

but i would take jisung’s cookies too tf 😒 literally i wouldn’t even answer and would grab em, snatch em, and eat them in front of his face idcccc (this part tho made me laugh tho bc i would accidentally steal someone’s food too 😭 i embarrass way too often)

AND noooo knowing everyone in the neighborhood is having everyone know your business!! everyone talks shit about everyone so i gotta stand on business (cue my rbf because as much as i can easily befriend people, im shy 🥲)

ALSO I CANT WAIT FOR MORE? you write your characters so beautifully, im in love and i can’t wait for more 😩 literally every update is a little surprise hehe

(i noticed this btw but excuse the fact i say literally, dude, and like a lot, im from california and it’s a habit 😔🤞🏼)

- 🫧

(Bella has a little photoshoot today 🤭)

(it’s okay you’re one of the tolerable ones you’re my fave army ❤️🙏🏽) anyways that makes me wanna reread some of my stuff too now oh my god i love feeling the nostalgia, let me go and check my first few works out 😭

I FEEL LIKE IM THE TYPE TO MISTAKE THAT TOO like someone stretches their hand out with some food towards me while talking about i’m gonna assume they’re offering me food like.. MY BAD!

I DISNT EVEN CONSIDER THAT OOOUUU i just know drama gets passed around quickly over there 😭😭😭 you better stand on business and keep your OWN business to yourself and hope your fam does too 🙄

thank you bae 🥺 tbh the first few chaps aren’t THAT interesting as they haven’t properly met yet but i already wrote up to chap 6? 7? AND FHATS WHEN RHEY WILL PROPERLY TEXT SO ITS ONLY UP FROM FHERE 😝😝😝

if that’s how Californian people talk i might be californian because i can’t go a sentence without saying ‘like’ and literally’ and ‘bro’, CALIFORNIAN SISTER!!!!! ALSO AWWWEEE THATS SO CUTE pls tell me how the shoot went 🥹🥹🥹 i bet she’s gonna look so cute

[nectar-cellar]

random pics + rambling

hi! i’ve been so busy this week i barely had time to play the sims until the weekend. 😭

well, this was my attempt to build a little ts4-style cas room in bridgeport. i was inspired by the ones made by artorsims. it didn’t really come out how i wanted though. i might try to build a better one another time.

i love the bridgeport makeover i did, which you can see in the background. the city pics i took a few months ago are some of my fave pics ever. i still hope to post the save file one day but i need to figure out the most user-friendly way to do it, since i randomly bulldozed and gutted a bunch of lots. it’s a mess right now, only usable for taking pictures in.

i also wanted to let you know that in case this blog gets deleted, you can find me at @nectar-cellar-backup it’s a separate blog and account. i’m currently reblogging all my cc, and some tutorials and misc. stuff on there.

you can also find me on pillowfort as nectarcellar.

i’ve been feeling burnt out on the sims lately. my creative drive to make sims, do photoshoots, and work on CC isn’t there. i hope the spark comes back soon. i have so many ideas but limited time and energy, and sometimes i feel like i overwhelm myself with work when this is supposed to be fun. maybe i just need a longer break to recharge. 🤒

[princessozera]

Fake Dating Mammon

Anon Request:  Hi bb 🥺 can I request a fic? Ur writing is just so good and I would really like to see how you write this! So, MC and Mammon are like fake dating (for whatever reason you choose) but NOONE believes it, so mc just smashes their face on his and the brothers see it without mc knowing hehe ^^ I just really think the whole fake dating trope is adorable - ur fave mammon Stan 💖

AN: I don’t know if you ever found my page again, but I hope this finds it way to you and that you like it! I’m sorry I took so long fave mammon stan

GN!MC (They/them, 3rd ppov)

Word count: 2.5k

"MC! You've gotta help me!"

Mammon barges into MC's room, shutting and locking the door behind him before running over to their side- an almost weekly occurrence at this point. MC suppresses a sigh but doesn't look up from their textbook, pointing to the unhung painting near their bed.

"The portal is finished but I haven't had time to properly disguise it yet, if you take a turn where it splits between yellow and pink-"

"No, I'm not running from Lucifer this time, just listen!" Mammon spins them around in their chair, forcing MC to meet his eyes. MC watches Mammon pace the room, frantically waving his arms around as he tells them about a new witch that summoned him. Apparently they were an apprentice to a witch Mammon previously held a pact with- but that witch has since passed. According to some loophole in the contract, Mammon was now bound to this new witch without having to forge a new contract or anything in return for his service. When Mammon tried to protest, she'd offered an alternative- be bound to her with no benefits and coming running at her call- or marry her.

"Wait, wait, wait! MARRY YOU??"

"YES! She's insane!"

"What's the point? I- No offense Mammon, but that's so weird!? Why would she want to in the first place?"

" When mortals get married to demons, its easier for them to wield magic and become stronger and stuff, but the marriage is only broken when the human dies! I wouldn't be able to hold any other pacts or visit the Devildom unless Lord Diavolo summons me! Please MC, I'm not getting married again! MC you've got to help me!"

"AGAIN?? Wha- fu- yeah- sure? I guess? What do you want me to do Mammon?" Now he stops pacing, giving MC a pleading look- asking for forgiveness rather than help. Oh no.

"What did you tell her?"

"Well, she said if I had a legitimate excuse why I couldn't do either, she'd let me off the hook... So I told her we're dating."

"WHAT-"

"Engaged, actually, and that we've been keeping it a secret because my brothers would get jealous," Mammon pats his chest for a second before reaching into his jacket and grabbing something, flicking it to MC. They catch it and immediately recognize it- an engagement ring. "That should fit you just fine by the way"

"OH HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE-"

After some back and forth and a mountain of promises, MC caves and agrees to help Mammon. Mammon gives them a tight hug and a kiss on the top of their head, thanking them a million times before telling them about his game plan to convince the witch. When MC realizes they're about to spend their weekend taking and doctoring a years worth of 'secretly dating' photos, they're tempted to back out. However, they knew Mammon was right to a point- there was almost no one else that could help him without his punishment being just as bad as getting married to a random witch. It wouldn't be so bad, right? They only had to publicly fake date for a month and maybe be seen shopping for wedding attire to completely convince the witch.

After their little photoshoot all around the Devildom, Mammon breaks one more piece of news to MC- his brothers can't find out about ANY of this. If they knew the truth, Lucifer might actually force him to take the pact or worse. So they spent the rest of the day learning to edit photos and coming up with a game plan to convince the brothers. They'd have to pretend to be a couple both in and out of RAD and hoped that openly spending more time together would convince his brothers.

Monday morning came and they couldn't put it off any longer. Mammon and MC trailed behind everyone else, lurking at the edge of the doorway out of the house. They exchange a look, and Mammon extends his hand, MC taking it and giving it a little squeeze of reassurance. He leads MC out and keeps holding their hand down the stairs and across the yard, ignoring the shocked and open mouthed looks from his brothers.

"Aww, I want to hold MC's hand too!" Asmo runs up to MC's left side and reaches for their hand, but pulls back like he's been burned. "WHAT IS THAT!" MC and Mammon turn around to face the brothers and MC places their left hand on Mammon's chest.

"Hey, we're gonna walk ahead, alright you guys? I really just want to spend time with Mammon right now." MC makes sure to move their left hand a bit, drawing everyone's attention to the ring. Even Lucifer was at a loss for words, no one else spoke.

"Come on babe," Mammon stumbles over the pet name, but gently turns MC around, hugging them close to his side and walks with them like this all the way to RAD and even up to MC's first class. After the brothers, it was pretty easy to ignore the staring.

"I'll see you at lunch, we can go to Madam Scream's, my treat." No matter how many times MC rehearsed the script in their head, they couldn't quite meet Mammon's eyes when they spoke.

"Yeah, see you." If anything, they were relieved that Mammon seemed to be struggling as much as them. Mammon starts to turn but hesitates. Before MC could ask what was wrong, he gives them a quick kiss on the forehead and walks away. MC couldn't tell what burned more, their face or the stares of their classmates on their back.

This was going to be a long month.

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“It’s like watching a soap opera. Horrible and exaggerated acting,” Asmo fake whispers to Satan, and giving MC a wide grin when they turn around to glare at him.

"Asmo, you went to help me find a wedding outfit, I don't know what more I can do convince you. I love Mammon and we're engaged!" MC protested loudly, trying to cover up the sound of mammon taking in a deep breath at the declaration of love. Asmo looks between MC and Mammon, they were sharing the love seat sofa, but still managed to not even touch legs. For 2 people "in love", they sure wouldn't touch each other.

"Kiss. Right here, right now."

"Pervert," Mammon and MC said together, only sharing the briefest smile before turning on Asmo again.

"i have to side with them, that's a weird request Asmo."

"Keep your head in your book Satan, maybe you'll learn to pick up on hints. They're CLEARLY not dating!"

"Obviously," Satan shoots him a quick glare over the top of his book. "But if they want to be delusional, let them."

"I'm not delusional!"

"Fine, MC finally got Stockholm syndrome-" Belphegor didn't bother to dodge the decorative pillow that Mammon shot at him, and he didn't need to- it flew clear over his head by a mile.

"I don't! Mammon is nice to me and he buys me things and takes me out-"

"But MC, you do that with all of us too." Beel points out. He didn't believe their little act either, but MC was making it too easy to tear their defense apart.

"We're leaving! I'm not going to sit here and let you slander our relationship anymore!" MC gets up in a huff and drags Mammon along with them. The next few days were filled with the brothers bribing and sympathizing with MC and harassing Mammon. This was clearly a ruse and if they kept pressing, one of them was bound to break.

-------2 weeks later------------------

"Slow dowwwnnn MC, I'm tired," Mammon whined but let MC pull him into his room, half heartedly closing the door behind him. MC dropped their school bag and started to stretch, starting to feel the stress of this whole fiasco catch up to them.

“Mammon, you need to ease up. If we can't even convince your brothers that we're dating, word might get back to that witch and you'll be married off- AGAIN. Then all of this was for nothing.”

“What do you mean ‘ease up’, my acting’s been perfect!” Mammon tosses his jacket onto the pool table before throwing himself on the couch, draping over it and looking exhausted. "Those bastards would be in denial if it was real, so we're doing fine."

“Fine? Dude, you stutter anytime I hold your hand first and the ONE time we kissed in front of them, you didn't speak and turned so red I thought you had a fever. Absolutely none of that screams ‘chill’.”

“Well what do you want me to do about it!? How can I just be ‘casual’ about kissing?” Now it was MC's turn to blush, because they'd given the idea some thought, but had only come up with one solution.

“Well… then let’s practice until you can keep your cool.” MC took a sudden interest in the wall behind Mammon as he sputtered and stood back up.

“WHAT?? Practice kissing-"

“DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. IF YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEA ID LOVE TO HEAR IT!" MC stared at Mammon, but he was clearly out of ideas. "So? Final answer?" Mammon shrugs and walks over to MC, putting his hands on their shoulders and looking them in the eyes. His face burned, but he managed to hold their gaze.

"Sure, there are worse ways to practice acting."

"Oh how you flatter me, love," MC rolls their eyes and Mammon does have to look away now, the pet name catching him off guard. When he was composed again, he looked at MC patiently waiting for him.

"Okay, I'm going to kiss you so don't hit me." He leans to MC, turning his head and pulling them into the kiss by their shoulders. They stay like this for a bit before MC groans and pulls back.

"Mammon, my friends have kissed me better than that. You're still really tense."

"You should be honored to kiss me"

"I've been alive for fewer millennia and I can still kiss better than you"

"Hardy har MC. Well what other brilliant ideas do you have?"

"Well... Here, let me-" it's MC's turn to step up. They wrap one arm around Mammon's neck , the other reaching up to wrap their fingers in his hair. MC pulls Mammon closer, first kissing him on the corner of his lips- once, twice, and once on his jaw before fully leaning in. They start gently, and Mammon hums against their lips, finally stepping up and moving his hands from MC's shoulders to their waist. He reciprocates the kiss and only pulls back when MC does.

"Not bad first man. Well, we're not stammering and neither of us looks mortified, so that's something... But maybe we should-" MC tightens their grip on his hair and Mammon understands.

"Keep practicing," Mammon nods and pulls MC back into him.

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(At the same time, in the living room)

"I'm telling you, they're up to something!"

"I'm with Asmo on this one, it's all too sudden," Satan looks up from the book he was holding. "Do you think Mammon's holding something against MC? Or vice versa?"

"I tried talking to them but MC insists that it's been going on since last year and that they were messaging even when MC was in the human world." Levi continued to type on his DDD and looks up to meet each of his brother's eyes. "Whatever they're planning they're sure trying to see it through."

"Even Barbatos didn't see this coming," Lucifer sighs and shakes his head, putting down a folder with documents he needed for tomorrow. "How did MAMMON of all people keep it a secret from us?"

"Not a hard secret to keep if it isn't real. Come on, I bet you they aren't even together right now!" Asmo leaves the room and they all follow behind, wanting to test Asmo's theory themselves. In front of Mammon's door, Beel spoke before Asmo could open the door.

'We shouldn't peep on them like this," Beel protested.

"It's not peeping if they're not actually together, MC is probably reading a book or something and Mammon's watching a movie! I'm calling them on their bullshit." Asmo and Beel bickered quietly, completely missing as Levi opens the door instead.

"Err, Asmo, I don't think they're faking it." Everyone turns to Levi and look past him into the room. Mammon and MC were in the middle of the room, too focused on each other to see the door was clearly wide open and that they had an audience.

"Okay, we're done here," Beelzebub pulls Levi and Asmo away from the door by the collar and Belphegor closes the door again. They all walked away grumbling something or other about forgotten homework, or late appointments and part ways at the living room, never questioning Mammon and MC again.

------after 1 month------------

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS FAKE-" Asmo shook MC so violently, Beel worried they'd get whiplash. Satan didn't even bother to look up, catching MC's glass before it tipped over and spilled onto the dining table, but he was clearly drawn to their conversation too.

"Sorry," MC laughs, not apologetic at all. "It was kind of a desperate plan.

"BUT IT WORKED! You should have seen how mad the witch was! I thought I'd have to protect MC from an attack or something!" Mammon cheered and reached across the table, giving MC a high five.

"Come on, she was nice! Super pretty to boot. If I had known, I would have tried to fake marry her instead," MC smiled as they dodged a fried bat wing Mammon threw at their head.

"But we saw you kissing!"

"You literally made us kiss in front of you like twice to prove it, which is giving creeper vibes my dude."

"No, I mean we all saw you in Mammon's room, making out. THAT didn't look like acting," Asmo jabs his fork threateningly at MC.

"Well we had to convince you guys it was real, and it looks like it worked. But now that I think about it, we still have one more thing to do." MC nods to Mammon and his eyes sparkle, knowing their inside joke.

"MC, I want a divorce!"

"HA! Jokes on you, I already packed up my things, and I'm taking goldie with me!" MC gave a villainous cackle and Mammon gasped, tossing another wing at MC's head. They laughed for a minute, but Asmo finally stopped pouting and leaned towards MC.

"Well now that it's 'official', let me know if you ever want to practice your 'acting' again MC, I'd love to help," Asmo winks and grabs MC's arm, "Here, I'll even feed you to show you what a good husband I could be!"

"OK-" Levi and Satan protested at the same time and Lucifer just took a long drink from his wine cup as the others started to bicker. MC and Mammon smile at each other from across the table, something softer in their eyes.

Maybe that divorce won't last long after all.

[jooyeone]

best of 2021 🌟 post your favorite or most popular posts from each month this year! tagged by the wonderful @avizou @soonwnu @kithtaehyung @gimbapchefs @userjiminie and @jimmeo-kookliet thank you friends!

→ this tag game is somewhat nostalgic to me because i started giffing in january this year thanks to the content creator year in review game that was going around last december :’) seeing every cc excitedly look back on a year’s worth of creations really made me want to be able to do the same at the end of 2021 and now here we are 🤗 getting into gif-making and making it a consistent hobby was one of the best forms of escapism i’ve found this year & i couldn’t be more thankful to everyone who welcomed me in the community, interacted with my content and left lovely tags and messages in my inbox. a genuine thank you to everyone on here for helping me nurture this hobby and for making it a fun one to share with others 🤍

🌟 JANUARY most popular: pups being pups | 2.5k favorite: jikook kitty gang movie au ⤷ had an itching thought of jimin feeling both intrigued and low-key threatened by new kitty kid on the block jungkook wanting to prove himself and joining the kitty gang and, uh, this was me exorcising that demon. had so much fun coloring this and hunting down blade runner and ghost in the shell footage to make it work visually.

🌟 FEBRUARY most popular: minimoni clowning jin | 4.4k favorite: when the stage is his ⤷ i will never stop gushing about these gifs. never. he looks otherworldly and i’m so proud of how i colored this.

🌟 MARCH most popular: yoonmin communicating in fear | 2.5k favorite: winter package jikook & pretty → bitchin’ jimin ⤷ first is an obvious fave because of ‘hold me’, ‘eyyyy’ reasons. the other is a personal fave because it was the first time i tried an actual vibrant coloring and it turned out nice 🥺 this might be the set that pushed me to go for more vibrant, popping colors, aka my coloring style these days.

🌟 APRIL most popular & my favorite: yoongi reaching out to hold a member’s hand before he can process what he’s doing | 2.3k ⤷ this one’s self-explanatory. literally every tag i got on this was ‘someone please hold his hand’ and you know what, i agree.

🌟 MAY most popular: a (jimin) look for the history books | 2.9k favorite: taemin for the ‘advice’ photoshoot ⤷ one of my favorite colorings i’ve ever done, i absolutely adore every gif in this.

🌟 JUNE most popular: jimin’s ‘brain off!’ moment to namjoon | 5.3k favorite: this mots on:e taehyung set & (jikook) art in motion ⤷ the taehyung one is for the coloring, but the jikook mma black swan dance practice one is for me feeling high on serotonin as i was giffing it after waiting 6 months for hybe to drop this footage 🤍

🌟 JULY most popular: namkook dance break when | 3.2k favorite: this teal hyunjin set & gemstones jimin ⤷ just. aesthetically, these two are some of my favorite sets of mine -- really love the teal gradient i managed to get with the hyunjin set & how gentle the jimin coloring ended up being 🥰

🌟 AUGUST most popular: a flower among flowers | 2.9k favorite: welcome to jiminie’s workshop ⤷ i LOVE this set and every other set i’ve made from run episodes in this format 😭 finally found a caption font i adore, finally found the coloring style that suits me best, etc etc. i feel like i’m most proud of & happiest when working on sets like these 🤍

🌟 SEPTEMBER most popular: center jimin at the unga | 3.8k favorite: words of comfort from jimin ⤷ giffing this was an actual therapy session. i really feel like i giffed this one for myself and i do regularly come back to it because it’s just that soothing.

🌟 OCTOBER most popular: ‘in the soop’ jimin summary | 3.2k favorite: hobi on the 3j butter choreo bts ⤷ both of these are my favorites of the month actually! for the hobi one, i’m really happy about the fun & consistent coloring and that i could show some well-deserved love for the mastermind behind the 3j butter choreo 💞

🌟 NOVEMBER most popular: jimin hugging joon with every fiber of his being | 4.4k favorite: extremely zoomed-in jimin during the butter shoot ⤷ hobi zooming in on every single part of jimin’s face like that.. especially his lips.. he gets it. i’m also super happy with the coloring here!

🌟 DECEMBER most popular: namkook tol & smol | 2.9k favorite: reindeer jimin ⤷ i’ll probably gif some more by the end of the year, but this is my favorite as of right now 🤗 hybe finally giving us some 4k quality to work with and i had so much fun coloring this. also reindeer jimin is very love-shaped (no, literally! love-shaped! look at that last gif!)

tagging: @jimimn @rainycle @kimtaegis @hyunsung @joenns @jung-koook @heybaetae @loversmore @jeonbunkook @honsool @hobeah @slipped-away @dreamaze @taeyoonge @baekhycn @boyswthluv @bisexualrapline @bangtanger @jeonjcngkook @loverjimin @intronnevermind @taehyungq @jjungcooks ✨ (no pressure ofc! also no need to be as extra about it as i was shdfsh i’m just excited to see everyone’s best of 2021 🤍)

[duskholland]

Lingerie | Tom Holland Smut

summary ↠ your co-star Tom offers to photograph you in your new lingerie, and it only escalates from there.

word count ↠ 3.9k

warnings ↠ this is pretty much just pwp I won’t lie. we’ve got some dirty talk, a lingerie-filled photoshoot, a lil bit of thigh riding, oral (fem receiving) and then MxF sex

a/n ↠ quarantine is doing ~stuff~ to me and I couldn’t stop thinking about the concept of Tom being your photographer and getting more and more riled up so....here ya go. enjoy! this is the first time I’ve posted nsfw stuff in a very very long time, so any feedback would be appreciated :) also a huge thank you to @rhapsodyparker for being my fave hype man - love you mate !

18+ !!!! this contains NSFW material, so do not read if you are a minor.

Spending a few weeks in London with your new co-star Tom and his brothers had been the brilliant idea of your manager. When your schedule had presented you with a some valuable weeks off between projects, she’d suggested that bunking down with him in his London house would be the perfect way to get to know the man before you spend the next months acting out your latest project. You’d seen him around at a few awards shows, and he hadn’t been opposed to hosting you, so with a few heavy suitcases and an open mind, you’d moved into the house he shares with his brother Harry and his best friend Harrison.

It’s been three weeks since you first rolled up, and things are going well. You’ve been enjoying getting to know the guys and the city they love so much, and it seems like every day you grow more and more comfortable around Tom - which is only a good thing, given that your upcoming project requires you to tangle with him in a few risqué scenes. But you’d be lying if you said that your feelings for the brown eyed star are merely platonic, and over the last couple of days especially, you’ve found your thoughts wandering. You catch yourself stiffening as you watch him throw back a pint of beer, his sturdy fingers wrapped carefully around the glass. And something in the pit of your stomach stirs every time he sits by you, his thigh pressing flushed to yours. You’ve even caught him staring at you from across the room a few times, his eyes trailing over your figure, and you haven’t been able to stop yourself from imagining his curly brown hair rubbing at your inner thighs.

It’s a game. A dangerous, heated game, and with every passing day, his eyes seem hungrier as they meet with yours, and he seems to inch closer to you. Neither of you have acted on the sizzling tension that ripples between you, but you know it’s just a matter of time before one of you moves a little too close, or touches the other for a little too long, and it all explodes.

“What have you got there, Y/N?”

You’re pulled from your dirty thoughts by a question coming from the man you’re daydreaming about. Tom walks into the kitchen, raising a hand in greeting as he peers down at the package you’re holding. His deep brown eyes meet with yours as you smile at him in greeting.

“Just some clothes. I’m doing a brand deal and they want me to take some pictures and post them on my Instagram,” you explain. You put the package down on the kitchen table and carefully begin to cut along the seam.

“Getting that money, eh?” You laugh as Tom slips into a chair beside you, watching you curiously with his chin resting in his hands.

“A girl’s gotta make a living,” you reply. “Hey, do you think Harry would take some shots for me? It’s always hard to get the angles right.”

Tom hums beneath his breath. “Yeah, I’m sure he’d be down for that. He and Harrison are out at the moment, though, so you’ll need to wait-“ He falls silent as you tip the contents of the package onto the table, your cheeks warming immediately as you take in the garments you’ve been sent.

Lingerie. Several different pairs of matching bras and panty sets, in a scattering of different colours and designs. You feel your heart beat faster in your chest as Tom stares down at the pieces, his own face blushing a deep red.

“I think Harry might die if I make him take photos of me whilst I’m wearing this,” you admit, picking up a red lacy bralette. Tom’s younger brother has always been nice to you, but he radiates the sort of nervous energy that can sometimes put you on edge, and you immediately know you can’t ask him to photograph you. “Guess I’ll just have to struggle through this by myself,” you mutter dejectedly.

Tom’s eyebrows raise as he looks between you and the lace in your fingers, realisation replacing his shock. He sits up straight, stretching out his arms and his biceps flex as he meets your gaze. “I can always help you,” he offers shyly. You meet his eyes and his tongue slips out to wet his lower lip.

“You wouldn’t mind?”

“I’m not as good as Harry, but I like to think I’ve picked up a few of his tricks.” Tom reaches out, fingers connecting with the tops of your arms, and your breath hitches as he grins cheekily. “Besides, I’m sure I could help you with some of your angles. If you want, of course.”

The question hangs in the air. As his fingers gently trace over your upper arm, you know this is the opportunity to back out. He’s looking at you through heated, brown eyes, but you know he’ll leave it alone if you decide to draw the line here and maintain the professional distance you’ve been slowly narrowing. But you don’t want to, and suddenly, you’re overwhelmed by a longing for him to keep touching you, and the idea of him photographing you as you lounge around in this new, sexy lingerie sets your heart racing.

“I’d love that, Tom. Are you free just now?”

He nods quickly, the tips of his curly brown hair wafting in the air. “Definitely.”

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It takes you about twenty minutes to get ready for the shoot. You’ve been around in Hollywood for long enough to know how best to do your makeup and tie your hair, and much to your relief, the lingerie clings to you perfectly. The contract you’d signed states you only have to post photos in one of the sets, so you pick one with a nice, deep burgundy hue and then walk out into your bedroom where Tom’s waiting for you. His wide eyes fall on you and suddenly you get a little self-conscious, reaching up to cross your arms over your chest as his gaze slides up and down your figure, drifting over every inch of exposed skin. When he drags his eyes back to your face and gives you a bit of a smirk, a shiver rolls down your spine.

“You look stunning,” Tom says, voice hoarse. He clears his throat quickly, averting his eyes as his cheeks gain a healthy colour. “Really, Y/N… You look amazing.”

His compliments bring a smile to your face, and you carefully put your hands back to your sides. You feel tentative and shy, but you approach him anyway and pass him your phone. “Thanks, Tom,” you mumble, meeting his eyes quickly. “Um, I was thinking you can just get a few of me the window, and then after that, maybe a couple on the bed.”

“Sounds great.”

You hesitate for a moment, looking at him carefully. “Are you sure you don’t mind?”

Tom runs a hand through his hair, pushing it out of his face as he chuckles lowly. “I don’t mind at all, Y/N. There are worse things to do than take photos of a pretty girl like you.” You bite your lower lip as you smile bashfully at him. 

“Okay,” you say. You move over to the window before adding a quick, “I will pay you back, Tom.” You punctuate your promise with a wink, and then turn around and try out a few positions against the window.

Tom gives you a few pointers as he starts to capture your shots. You know what you’re doing, but his advice helps you twist and angle yourself in the most flattering ways. The main focus has to be on the sponsored lace clinging to your chest, and as time goes by and he gradually moves nearer and nearer to you, your thoughts grow darker. You’d be lying if you said the seductive smiles and soft angles you’re throwing out are just for Instagram. It makes your heart race and a heat build between your legs to have him watching you so intently, occasionally chewing on his lower lip as he works. When you turn around and face the window directly, you arch your back purposefully and you can feel his stare hot on the curve of your ass, and as you throw your head back over your shoulder to meet his flushed face, you know you’ve caught him right in the act of checking you out.

“How are the photos?” You ask, breaking the charged silence after a few moments of sustained, intense eye contact. You relax your position as Tom steps nearer and passes back your phone, but he lingers by your side before draping a hand over your back. His hand rests on your naked hip, his touch gentle but it causes you to push into him greedily. He’s warm and he smells like pine trees and man, and your body is thrumming with so much sexual energy that you can feel your lace panties dampening.

“You look unreal,” he says, watching over your shoulder as you flick through the photos. “I’m not even sure they do justice to how incredible you look right now.”

You smile gratefully, favouriting a few of the shots. “You know, I think we’ve got as many as we need, actually. You did a really good job, Tom. Thank you.” You put your phone on the windowsill and turn to look at him properly. When his hand goes to slip from your waist, you reach down and grab at it, pushing it back into place firmly. His eyes meet yours, a curious questioning mixing with the dark lust, and you give him a smirk. “I know you liked watching me.” Your gaze briefly dips down to his crotch, and the way you can see the outline of his cock straining against his jeans. Emboldened, you lean up and brush your lips by his ear, “If you want me, you can just tell me.”

You keep your lips by his ear. When he reaches up and wraps his other hand around your waist and pulls you closer, you let your mouth drag down his neck, pressing soft, light kisses to his pale skin. You keep going until he whines, and then you suck against his sweet spot and nibble at the skin, teasing him gently until he wraps his fingers beneath your chin and tilts your face up to look at him.

“You’re such a tease, you know that, love?” He speaks, voice dropping an octave. His eyes are on your lips and the deep red lipstick you’ve coated them with, a burning fire dancing in his eyes. “Walking in here with all that lingerie, kissing my neck like that.” His fingers move from your chin and up to cup your cheek. “I want you,” he whispers, mouth brushing yours ever so slightly. The confirmation makes you wrap your arms around his neck, and you place a kiss just beside his mouth, grinning softly.

“Then have me.”

His mouth captures yours in a heated collision of lips and teeth, and you moan into his mouth as his hand slips back into your hair and tugs at your strands. His hot tongue slips into your mouth as you kiss him back passionately, your body burning from all the pent-up frustration you’ve been pushing back for weeks. The hand on your waist slips up to your back, holding you flush against him as his groans, his face flushed and his forehead sweaty, and your core throbs as you hold him close to you.

Tom breaks the kiss after a few mind-numbing minutes, and you know you’ve got lipstick smudged over your face, but you don’t care as he leads you over to the bed. You straddle his waist as he sits up against the headboard, his hungry hands trailing over every part of your exposed skin as your heart rate spikes. His thighs are firm and you can’t help but grind down against one of them as he pulls your mouths together again. The friction you get through your wet panties from his tough black jeans makes you whimper into his mouth, and he pulls back with a lazy smirk on his face, his pupils blown wide with lust.

“You’re so bloody hot,” he murmurs, hand brushing over your arm. “Can’t believe you’re here right now, looking like this. The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.” He leaves a few soft kisses to your shoulder, gazing up at you softly, his brown curls strewn messily across his forehead. Your heart skips a beat. 

You run a fond hand through his curls before pulling at the hem of his t-shirt. “I think you’re wearing too many clothes.” Tom laughs but holds up his arms as you pull it up and over his head, and then you roll from his lap as he wiggles out of his tight jeans and throws him aside. He pulls you back to his lap, this time positioning you so your centre rests over his black Calvin Kleins, and you rock down to feel his length pressing up against the fabric. “Shit, Tom,” you curse, the pressure sending rolls of pleasure through your clit. Your forehead falls to his as his hands move your hips, helping you grind against him as both of you feel a little relief. “I want you so bad.”

Tom moves quickly, flipping the position until you’re the one on your back, your head nestled in the soft pillows, and he’s pressed over you, caging you in with a strong arm either side of your head. He catches your lips in another kiss, and when he pulls back, he lets his teeth tug at your lower lip, catching your moan in his open mouth.

“Can I take these off?” He asks, pulling at the waistband of your red panties. You nod quickly and raise your hips as he tugs them down your body, his large hands pressing your thighs up and apart as he settles between your legs, his eyes drifting down your slippy slit. “Fuck, sweetheart. You’re absolutely soaked for me.” He drags a light finger through your folds, applying a very light, very teasing pressure to your clit, and it makes you grind down against him. “So fucking needy,” he coos, finally rubbing your tender bud with a little more pressure. As you gasp and fist your fingers in his hair, he moves his face nearer your core. “Don’t think I’ve ever seen a cunt this wet and hot for me. Mind if I have a taste, darling?”

His filthy words make your body shake, and the moment you’ve nodded your head, your back arches from the mattress as his soft, warm tongue slips out and wraps around your bud. One of his hands anchors your hips to the bed as the other accompanies his mouth on your core, and you moan loudly as he slips two sturdy fingers into your wet, aching entrance. It feels unbelievable to have Tom pressed between your legs, his fingers curling and pounding into your heat in a way that makes you cry out loudly. And his mouth - oh, god, his mouth - is unbelievable. You can tell he’s enjoying it by the way he works his tongue so smoothly, teasing lightly through your wet folds before circling back to your bud, kissing it and lapping over it and sucking it until you’re a sweaty, delirious mess above him.

Your fingers ache from the hold you’ve got on his hair, and you suck in a breath as you feel your edge approaching. “God, Tom, you’re so fucking good at that. I’m gonna cum if you keep it up.”

For a wonderful moment, you think he’s gonna keep going. He’s got his fingers pressed flush against your sweet spot and it feels so amazing that you’re about to melt, but then he smacks his lips and pulls back, leaving you high and dry and panting desperately on the sheets.

“Oh, what was that? You were gonna cum?”

You blink desperately down at him, surprised to see him looking up at you so confidently, with that teasing smirk dancing over his face. “Tom, I swear to god, you’re such a dick-”

“Shh.” He reaches up and drags his messy fingers over your mouth, and you part your lips to let them in. You swirl your tongue over his digits, humming lightly as you suck off your tangy juices, his eyes watching you darkly. It feels so dirty, but it sends a thrill down your spine, and your core continues to throb as you pull at his shoulders and bring him back up to you. “I think it’s only fair that we cum at the same time, princess? Don’t you?” He whispers. 

You release his fingers with a pop, sighing frustratedly as you trail your hands down his toned front. His muscles pull taut and tense, and as you grab a peek at the lines of his abs, you find yourself wondering how you ended up like this with him. He’s so handsome it makes you ache, and it’s as if he can hear your thoughts as he presses a few kisses to your jaw.

“And you call me a tease,” you respond, eyelids fluttering shut as he drags his mouth over your neck. “Stop messing around and fuck me, Tom.”

“Mm, so demanding.”

You grab at his hair and tug his face away from your collarbones and up to your mouth, kissing him hard. “I need you,” you whisper hurriedly against his lips. “I’m going to explode if you don’t fuck me.”

His lips pull into a warm smile. “Well, we can’t be having that, can we?” He replies. “Condom?” You point at the bedside table and he disappears for a few moments, leaving your body cold and empty. Once he’s procured a shiny silver packet, you watch with wide, hungry eyes as he pulls off his boxers, pumps his length a few times, and then rolls this plastic over his tip before you even get a chance to touch him. He notices your pout and bites his lower lip as he moves back over you. “You can touch me next time,” he promises. “Right now, I just want to be with you.”

“Next time?” You mumble, your lips going to his ear as he pushes your thighs apart. You kiss his lobe softly, dragging your teeth over his skin until he whines. 

“If you want there to be a next time, of course,” he adds. You make brief eye contact as your heart pangs in your chest, but then you find yourself distracted as his cock rubs through your aching slit and you curse, gripping his shoulder hard.

“I definitely want there to be a next time,” you promise. His tip prods at your entrance and it takes everything in you to keep back a whine. “Now, please, Tom, let me feel you.”

He presses a small kiss to your lips, and then follows through with your request. Your fingers dig into his arms as his length fills you completely and deeply, your jaw falling slack as you moan loudly.

“You’re so wet for me, love. Feels so good around me-” Tom’s voice breaks into a groan as his hips meet yours, finally in as far as possible. “Fuck, wish I could stay like this forever.”

You scatter a series of hot, breathy kisses to his forehead as you adjust to him, before running a hand over his shoulder and nodding certainly. “You can move now,” you say.

He rocks into you gently, exploring your hot heat with care as his hands move all over you. One moment he’s gripping at the lace on your boobs, the next he’s got his fingers slipping over your hard nipples, and after that he’s pulling on your hair. All whilst his cock pushes into you, gradually growing more fervent, your soaking pussy welcoming him in easily. Your groans mix with his as you cling to him, your entire body shaking from the tension building in your body as he fucks you hard and fast.

“I love your pussy,” he rasps, teeth digging into your skin as his sweaty forehead rests on your shoulder. With every thrust, he adjusts the angle, only settling into a proper pace as he hits your special spot and you moan loudly, raking your fingers down his back. “So fucking perfect, baby.” His mouth drops praises all over you and it just makes you feel even more into it as you push your hips down to meet his thrusts.

“You fuck me so well, Tom,” you groan into his hair. The muscles in his back ripple beneath your touch as he fucks you roughly. “God, you’re gonna make me cum.”

He manages to keep himself supported on one arm as the other slips down, his hand roaming between your bodies to find your pulsing bud. As he rubs over your trembling clit, you feel your orgasm build quickly in the pit of your stomach, everywhere feeling alert and hot and needy as you pull him closer.

“Mmm, you gonna cum for me, Y/N? Let me feel you clenching around me as you scream my name?” His voice is dirty and dark and the way his lips curl around your name makes you clench tightly. “C’mon, let go. I’ve got you.”

And he rolls his hips against you just as his fingers rub your clit, and it’s so deliciously hot that your head rolls back and your orgasm peaks. Your chest heaves, the lace wrapped around your breasts pushing up against Tom’s hot chest as you cum noisily, your body tingling as a pulsing warmth spreads out from your centre. Tom grunts and screws his eyes shut as you clench and squirm beneath him, and a few moments later you feel his rhythm falter as he reaches his peak too. You rock together as your highs mix and build, your hair sticking to your face as your moans turn to whimpers and your grip on his arm relaxes, and when he pulls out, you’re left feeling empty but satisfied. You breathe deeply as Tom collapses beside you on his side, his hand grabbing at yours as his eyes find yours, searching your face carefully.

“Wow,” is all you manage to say. You shiver from the pleasurable aftershocks, your body feeling light and tingly and completely fucked out, and when Tom pulls you nearer, you let him hold you in a hug against his hot chest, feeling happily settled in his embrace. “Anyone ever told you that you’re really good at that?”

Tom laughs gently, his hand pushing your hair from your face which allows him to kiss you again. It’s softer now, not burning quite as fiercely as it had before, but it’s still unbelievably nice to have him this close to you, loving on you so tenderly. “You really are something else, love,” he compliments. His eyes sparkle brightly as he squeezes your hand. “And I wasn’t lying earlier, I really would be down to do this again.”

He looks vulnerable and nervous for a second, but you quickly smooth away his nerves as you kiss him softly, gripping at the back of his neck. Your lips fit perfectly together, and it’s as if everything has finally slotted into place as you admit, “I would be more than happy to do this again, Tom. Maybe you can even take me on a date.”

His entire face seems to light up, and he leaves a quick kiss on your cheek as he grins. “I would love that, darling.”

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A few hours later…

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Comments:

@tomholland2013: 🔥🔥🔥

@fan1: omg do u guys think they’re dating

@fan2: why has she tagged tom on her chest like that

@fan3: omg i ship it

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Thurs 18 March ‘21

The Zayn/ Zach Sang interview is happening, for real this time (fingers crossed)! It’s scheduled for tomorrow!! Zach promises to ask lots of NIL questions. And I really believe it’ll happen this time, Zayn OUT THERE doing promo-- he did multiple radio spots yesterday and answered every question thrown his way however stupid, even throwing caution to the wind and taking on the one they’re all always trying to avoid (though not so far to the wind as to choose any of the other options each of which would be a scandal in a different way- you can take the boy out of the media training but...)- “I’ll tell you what,” he said, “Niall is my favorite. How about that? There you go. Niall makes the best music. Yeah I will say that he makes better music than me. Yeah, I’m a Niall fan." About the grammys he said, “It's nothing to do with my own personal gain because even if they nominated me at this stage, I wouldn't even go and accept the award because it doesn't mean anything to me.”

Zayn talked about how he just wanted to do a song with Ingrid, he didn’t know what, “I didn’t expect it to be anything less than great but it was better than that… it hit the nail on the head” and “the fact that it’s an important message in the song makes it better.” He also said that he listens to a lot of country music and would really like to collab with Chris Stapleton. OKAY! TBH I can hear how that makes sense- amazing, I am manifesting this, come on universe! He also said that he will have new music this year in an old school R&B style though and that he would like to do live shows after the pandemic!! If I didn’t think he was just saying things I would be LOSING MY MIND right now but omg WHAT IF?? He said Khai is an easy baby, a good sleeper and eater, that he likes singing to her, and that Gigi is a “wicked mom” and “a big help,” LMAO (RIP Zayn, strangled by his baby mama). RCA posted a couple more gorgeous new Zayn pics, and Ingrid raves about how Zayn’s fans are “the sweetest most supportive people” and she feels “like I’ve been hugged by a million stars today.” Am I to understand that it’s possible for stans to treat a woman working with their fave with kindness?? My mind is REELING!

Hopefully Harry has had enough time to process having achieved a great industry honor, because yesterday brought another- he was on Beyonce’s insta! She included a picture of the two of them talking backstage in her big grammys wrap up post (plus he’s visible behind her in a shot of her winning- say what you will about the orange jacket it’s great for visibility!) And Lil NasX, perfect as always, has something to say about Harry too- he says “stop using me as a bait against harry styles. I love harry, if y’all fw what I wear say it without mentioning him,” and posts a couple examples of the types of tweets he means such as “we have GOT to stop acting like Harry Styles is a male fashion icon when lil nas x is right there.” Stop pitting girls against each other2k21! Nas gets it, bless him. Oh yeah and an old pap video from DWD set of Harry going into Olivia’s trailer posted which I ignored because it was so completely uninteresting but apparently that’s a BIG DEAL to some people. My bad! You’re so right, the only reason someone would possibly go into a room with a coworker is obviously that they’re fucking! They probably had sex right there while the paps were outside! I mean there were a bunch of other people visibly in the trailer too but whatever. Oh and as long as we’re doing nonsense catch up- he was seen with a FEMALE in Malibu the other night omgggg they’re clearly dating. Oh but actually it might have been Mitch! LMAO, but that’s okay we can have discourse about how they’re obviously fucking anyway cause like… dinner! TOGETHER!! The scandal.

Anyway Louis has a message for us, can you guess what it is? Yes that’s right-- “Hope everyone's doing alright!!” No matter how many times he says it, I still love the hello, thanks love (even if it was an afterthought and he was actually there to follow a crypto currency trading account). A bunch of old videos of him were posted today, including one from 2019 where Louis says about acting in his music videos “I wasn’t acting it’s who I am hahahaha” (ahhhhh I miss that laugh) and he’s on the wall of a THIRD MUSEUM! Louis is Art pt lll-- A Doncaster history timeline at the local museum has a big entry for Doncaster’s finest export, labeled “Louis Tomlinson Achieves Super Stardom”! Earlier entries were his face (hung up high) in the National Portrait Gallery and the science museum employee who saw their chance and took it by crediting a mushroom joke to him, a deep Video Diaries reference in the year of 2019; whoever that unknown louie is I hope they are having a very nice day every day, what a hero.

And a photodump from Zayn’s favorite member of OT4! Labeled DUMP (charming thank you) Niall posts an assortment of selfies (that sunglasses one! Ashe agrees, commenting “photo number four thank you very much”) and aesthetic pics and one tiny snippet of a piano tune, and speaking of photodumps from favorites of Zayn’s, a BUNCH of outtakes from Liam’s Grinder Tetu photoshoot just got posted and if I were a gay man I’m pretty sure I would have just had a heart attack, view with care they should probably be PG13.

[commajade]

Do you have YouTubers that you watch? Kpop related ? I love watching react to the k and sometimes watch form of therapy! I used to watch Aaron freeman but not as much anymore.

yeah i do! less now than i used to in like late 2020 lol. my fave is reacttothek they have rly technical perspectives i rly enjoy. personally do not like aaron freeman lol i kind of avoid white ppl kpop youtubers for the most part. for reactions i also enjoy koko3op, seoul connection, caitlyn benson, fifizappareacts, the safe cave, deon jackson (i like his photoshoot commentary), gzbkarma, monq tv, rlverselive, and j2n.

for choreo analysis i like ruda's dance lab (i'm trying to get through his boa analysis videos he has so many) and sometimes jeff avenue and emeroy bernardo. i like videos from the lyricists danke and hwang yubin. jaejae's show mmtg of course she is technically a youtuber. heyday and odg are also technically shows not youtubers. the shawol channel 사심채널 is rly cute too. the korean channels might not always have subs tho.

[junranghae]

gonna be predictable and ask sf9 <3

hi <333 this got like really long lol

[ if i’m unfamiliar ] sf9

I’ll listen to their top song on Spotify & tell you my thoughts: so i actually went ahead and listened to their top 5 songs on spotify

teardrop: my first sf9 song! the intro and pre-chorus were especially nice but i found the chorus to be a little lackluster and a bit more minimalist than i would have liked. I liked the last chorus with the incorporation of the rap though. Overall i would give this one 5.5/10

good guy: i really like the rap verses in this one. I have the same issues with this one as teardrop where i feel like the chorus just needed one more element or something. I think i liked this song overall a bit more than teardrop but i think i prefer the chorus of teardrop over this chorus 7/10

o sole mio: this track immediately piqued my interest with the guitar in the beginning. The chorus is super catchy and interestingly in this song the rap is my least favorite part lol. The chorus is easily the best part of this song for me 6/10

now or never: really liked the pre-chorus for this one and I think this one overall is very catchy. it's clear to me that they like that house vibe with their music (or at least from the songs i've heard) but overall this one is my fave so far 7.5/10

scream: i think it's because i've been listening to all of these songs in a row but i had a hard time differentiating this one from the previous song. honestly this one didn't stand out to me too much but i don't think i'd skip it if it came on the radio or something 5.5/10

I’ll look up photos & tell you who stands out to me

for this i looked through their kprofiles page. it might be biased because some of the images are from a different photoshoot but the member that really stood out to me was Inseong. I think that lighting was very flattering and it probs didn't hurt that that was one of the pictures where you could more clearly see the member's face.

I’ll tell you if I’d look into them more

overall i think their music is great for radio but i don't think there was anything that super stood out to me. I'd be interested if they did a more rap heavy song or something more ballady but it seems like house music is their specialty.

💌 send me a kpop group and I’ll answer

[cattles-bians]

exes au part 12

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obsetress: don’t ask why i had this thought because i couldn’t tell you but

obsetress: jamie wakes up in the middle of the night one night and is like “i... had a dream. about vi”

obsetress: and dani’s like “ok baby” and just nuzzles deeper into her pillow and jamie’s like

obsetress: “no, dani, a... a dream”

obsetress: and dani’s like “oh. oh” and is immediately wide awake and bright eyed

obsetress: and is like “was it any good?” and jamie is just. already flushed so red and flushed deeper and dani just hums

em: sighs wistfully

em: i also love that something compels jamie to tell dani Immediately

em: oh the perils of begrudgingly being friends w ur gfs ex

em: jamies like um. no see i can see all these different things my brain mashed together and WHY i had this dream and danis like ok but that wasn’t my question....

obsetress: jamie finally throws up her hands “of course it was”

em: jamie: And You Can’t Tell Vi She’ll Be Insufferable

obsetress: dani, very plainly, at brunch the next morning: so vi

obsetress: jamie looks like she’s going to have a heart attack and dani lets her sweat and then just smiles sweetly “i like those sunglasses. are they new?”

em: jamie what’s the problem (nothin. indigestion)

obsetress: dani very smug n thinks she’s very funny

obsetress: (she is a little funny)

em: one of jamies many ‘oh that’s why they dated’ moments

obsetress: “fookin sick, the both of ya”

em: idk why you had this thought but i’m GREATLY amused

obsetress: skskksksks right

obsetress: jamie explaining her dream to dani in great detail afterwards

obsetress: dani sitting there nodding and hmming “oh that sounds like her. no, she wouldn’t do that. now THAT she would be very good at, you’d like it”

em: i need a moment

em: jamie thinks the dark hides her massive fucken blush but it Doesn’t

em: dani can feel her heating up

obsetress: jamie “i don’t ask you to do this” dani “you’re not stopping me”

em: dani critiquing jamies sex dream is such a fucken funny concept sjdhdkhdkdhdkc

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: i’m dying

em: dani: oh no that’s OOC

obsetress: she wouldn’t have a riding crop jamie, it’s 2021, not 16—

em: jamie: it’s a wet dream do u really think it’s gonna have beta readers and a three act structure

em: dani hums

obsetress: dani: well did you enjoy it

obsetress: jamie: i— dani: did you?

obsetress: jamie mumbling yeah

em: jamies like i’m gonna interrogate dani next time, see how she feels- but she forgets dani is incapable of feeling shame

obsetress: like dani wouldn’t just launch into a ramble

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em: viola

obsetress: fuck

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: to jamie, specifically,

em: to jamie specifically andhdjhdjd

em: once again ironic jamvi has turned, in my brain, into ‘yes and....’ jamvi

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obsetress:

obsetress: jamie sending this to viola n vi's like

obsetress: she doesn't get it because she's convinced her taste is immaculate

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em: anyway this is ooc even for exes au but i keep thinking abt like. jamie tryna crack how old viola is (she cant be 34 im 30 it doesnt make sense) and going through her fb timeline like. 'aha! motivational quotes. gotta be late 30s' and danis either like

em: danis either like 'you have a notebook where you write down all the quotes you like baby' OR shes like haha ok thats fair (posts another motivational quote on her fb)

obsetress: god i love that so much

obsetress: both of those dani responses are

obsetress: honestly porque no los dos if we're already going ooc

obsetress: i do think the first bit "gotta crack it she can't be 34 i'm 30 it doesn't make sense" is in character fwiw

em: obviously i was inspired by ur post in the milf channel abt viola always saying shes 35

em: big brain

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obsetress: this is literally just. exes au rebecca

obsetress: down to the caption

obsetress: vi and rebecca patiently staging like full photoshoots for each other every time one of them wants a pic otp: i'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort

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em: bold 2 say that we don’t think about jamie and vi tho

em: gotta keep some sorta. presentation of respectability

em: they absolutely couldn’t date tho

obsetress: lmao ikr

obsetress: yeah no they'd kill each other

obsetress: now just thinking of silly circumstances and um

obsetress: rebecca's out of town and dani's flying back from some iowa thing jamie couldn't get away for to go with

obsetress: and viola's like "oh, just stay at ours, it's closer and i'll get you a car"

obsetress: and just like

obsetress: imagining the two of them cohabitating at vi's for a night

em: jamie sneaking around at night tryna find the bathroom and runs straight into vi in a face mask and a dangerously low dressing gown Again

obsetress: the parallels to canon

obsetress: im giggling

obsetress: walks straight into her path

em: opens a door. sees something she doesn’t want to see. immediately turns and walks away

em: god the face mask would make her look like the lady in the lake

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: vi wants to go out to dinner, jamie's just like "i'm already getting up early to go to the airport, can't we just have an easy night in"

em: what did i say before. that thing abt if ur friends w damie you will inevitably walk in on them

obsetress: god yeah

em: flip of that.

obsetress: oh GOD

em: god they would argue about dinner

em: bicker about EVERYTHING

em: dani and rebecca both make the married couple joke

em: jamie goes pale

obsetress: wait sorry i just went back to tahirahs insta post and like

obsetress: katie parker commented and was like "i love these shots of you" and she was like "thanks luv " and i'm like

obsetress: why does this....... still track........... with exes au...............

em: perdy is always a little too flirty w vis paramours

obsetress: always! except dani for whatever reason

obsetress: she's just scared of dani

em: Please

obsetress: rebecca's like "i don't see what the problem is. she can do what she wants, but you trust me, don't you?" "of course i trust you" rebecca shrugs "that's it then, isn't it?"

obsetress: anyway vi huffs n crosses her arms n pouts a little bit and is like "well i don't want her to"

obsetress: rebecca is endeared and uses the opportunity to her advantage like the top leaning switch she is

em: dani rebecca parallels: always dtf

obsetress: perdi and vi fighting and vi's like "are you even gay? or do you just want what i have?" and perdi is like "does it matter?"

em: are you even gay perdi nahdkdhdkdhd

em: perdi is like you KNOW about jamie and viola crinkles her nose bc she forgot about that and she’s starting to respect jamie as a person

obsetress: djflakdkfjldkadjLDJFLSKDFJLSDKFJx

obsetress: i screeched

em: viola: you only MET jamie because i hired her for landscaping you fucking-

obsetress: just thinking about perdita watching jamie working on some property sweating in a tank top and Deciding

em: bringing out some lemonade etc

em: haha you look parched

obsetress: smiling widely, turning on the charm

obsetress: jamie is very attractive and very swoonworthy, but perdita 100% only goes for it because she refuses to let viola have one (1) thing

obsetress: and that extends to lesbianism

em: viola's like no this is normal right. siblings competing. rivalries etc and danis like uh i’m an only child and jamies like uh i raised my brother

em: they don’t know how to tell her sure it happens but it’s also extremely fucken weird vi

obsetress: jamie: you have to tell her dani: why do i have to tell her jamie: you tell her everything dani: i don't tell her–– ok, i tell her most things. i'm not sure i want to tell her this though jamie: why not dani: she's not... she's not gonna like it jamie: So You Might Be A People Pleaser,

em: jamie: i can’t tell her. she’s only just forgotten the perdi thing. what if she remembers i’ve

em: in depth character study of viola and perdi’s fucked up rivalry

em: violas like goddamn it do i have to fuck jamie to get even

obsetress: i––

em: she decides against it

em: jamie is none the wiser

obsetress: she Considers it tho

em: jamie would die on the spot if she knew

obsetress: weighs the pros and cons

obsetress: the best part is like

obsetress: this is all post-danvi and pre-damie right so when dani n jamie see rebecca and vi at that video store

obsetress: viola's like wait.

obsetress: wait

obsetress: dani ending up with the hot gardener her sister fucked because she has bizarre jealousy and possession issues is really just the cherry on top of a shit sundae

em: the funniest part of all our very tangled lore is like

em: none of it contradicts bc it’s even funnier when it’s Extremely Ugly And Messy

em: because lesbians are just... like that

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obsetress: exes au au where viola did fuck jamie, the video rental shop scene is 100 times more awkward

em: don’t think about it don’t think about it dont

em: i am thinking about it

em: jamie has to deal with having been railed by all three of them instead of just the two

em: it feels very uneven to her bc rebeccas a doll, dani, u don’t understand, and ur only running into one ex,

obsetress: talk about the mortifying ordeal of being known

obsetress: "wait, that's your ex?" "yeah" "dani" "what" "dani" "what" jamie's voice is hushed but a lil pitchy and a lot panicky "i think i fucked your ex" "you think?" "i fucked your ex" "you fucked her or she fucked you? because i'm sorry, baby, but i really don't think––"

em: sorry, baby, but i really don’t think-

em: SCREAMED

obsetress: that might be my fave lil bit i've ever written adlfkjasdklf

em: dani being a little too interested in jamie getting railed is like. everything to me

obsetress: jamie's already big blushing

em: a little secret between hannah obsetress and em cowlesbian but i am So thinking abt it

em: patreon exclusive exes au au

[em edit: you can imagine how long this lasted]

obsetress: no one is happy about this situation except dani, who is delighted

em: after, jamie's like. what did u mean by u don’t think that...

em: puffs out her chest

em: i could have-

em: danis like yeah but i know u didn’t did u

obsetress: dani clayton ilu

em: danis like um

em: completely unprompted bc dani ‘finishes a conversation 5 hours later’ is really funny to me

em: danis like i did tho

em: jamies like can you DROP IT

em: she’s SMUG

em: she’s so pleased w herself

obsetress: in bed with the lights off jamie's pulling the sheets up and closing her eyes afterthought

obsetress: just a happy lil hum and an "i did, though"

obsetress: and jamie knows IMMEDIATELY what she's talking about

em: dani never lets jamie live it down

obsetress: never!

obsetress: they'll be washing dishes one day "hey baby?" "hmm" "you slept with a landlord"

em: oh um. flipping the whole ‘experienced jamie virginal dani’ trope everyone loves but

em: i love the idea of dani being like hey jamie did u ever- and jamies like (grumbles) does it matter

em: dani is mentally applying a gold star to her chart

obsetress: ksdljfskdfjlsdjflksdjaf

obsetress: the gold star

em: at this point dani is absolute just tryna tease jamie so she’s like oh well when- and jamies like ok i get it

em: jamie Pretends not to be a little interested

obsetress: meanwhile vi and rebecca very matter of factly swapped stories the first day they Realized

obsetress: vibecca swapping stories and their stories complimenting each other so well that they're like well. hmm

obsetress: glad those two found each other

em: two praise kinks u say

em: ok sorry one more thought i’m thinking abt like

em: jamie staying over (idk if this is before or during damie) and viola and perdi are having yet another spat on the phone and violas like

em: no you ALWAYS do this, whatever you think you’re doing with rebecca-‘ and she barely hears some muffled sorta ‘oh, sorry, remember jamie-

em: and jamies doing the maths. hmm

em: jamies like actually i refuse to examine this further. self care

em: brings it up with dani later and dani LOSES her shit laughing

em: haha jamie you got willoughby’ed

obsetress: SCREAMS

obsetress: you got willoughby'd

obsetress: how does one get willoughbyd asking for a friend

em: yeah same asking for a friend

obsetress: dani, gigglesnorting: wait, you hooked up with... with perdi?

obsetress: (dani hates perdita because viola hates perdita and it is a deep seated hatred she refuses to unlearn)

obsetress: a loyalty strange and enduring, despite it all

em: to be fair perdi is the Worst

em: all of these characters i love to make sympathetic and then perdi is where i draw the line akdhdkhd

em: it’s funnier if she’s awful

em: like a viola that never gets therapy

obsetress: lldjfkaskldfj god same

obsetress: it's too good

em: danis like wait hold on. lemme get a pen

em: makes a silly little chart

em: if the fandom tries to make jamie into a shane the l word character i will simply take that and make jamie mortified abt her uh. well! a pretty girl is nice to her and she forgets how to behave

em: jamie's like oh sure like u don’t have embarrassing flings- and danis like yeah but i don’t interact w them on a daily basis jamie

em: also i didn’t fuck perdi

obsetress: skskskflsdflks

obsetress: "you did fuck perdi though, right? because that just be embarrassing, jamie, if she had been the one who..."

em: skgsdjhdkdhdk

em: jamie grumbles something abt pillow princesses and dani like

em: CLAPS her hands in glee

obsetress: jlsdjflkJSDFKJSDFJ

obsetress: GOD

obsetress: she's immediately pulling out her phone to text vi

em: jamies like why would u message her sister that u freak n danis like oh no theyre very open with each other it’s uh. hmm. anyway

[alrightsnaps]

honestly, i don’t understand why we’re being painted as villains for wishing the pr was better for our two leads and a poster of them instead of a love triangle sh1t? it makes me sad because i feel like people see us as ungrateful when i don’t think we are? i also personally follow lots of kathony stans and haven’t seen them bullying any cast member. just being frustrated with the lack of kate and anthony pr (same for simone and jonny pr) which is fair imo??? i am obviously glad other cast members are getting the recognition they deserve but i, for sure, wish the leads had more space in the pr, i mean they’re the main characters of this season ffs???? i think people have a right to complain and criticize the lack of content. AND yes, some people might care only about kathony and want to see more of them and what about it? isn’t romantic love just as important as family in the show? and i understand netflix might want to keep “secret” who anthony ends up with but they keep mentioning kate is the “viscount’s love interest” lmao so like i just don’t see the point in doing that. as a white girl, i can’t understand if this pr is racist or not as it is not my place to comment but i certainly wish simone was the main focus along with jonny.

The whole fandom is being incredibly hypocritical. They're having a field day now because they can use Charithra as an excuse to paint us as the bad guys for calling out their faves being given all the promo.

I'd really love to see their reactions if during their ship's season all they got was Simone, Anthony and Luke T or Sophie's actress doing photoshoots and promo, getting crumbs from the leading actors and then not even a poster with the two leads but one of a love triangle. Polins had a s01 b-plot where Colin was in love with another girl and the entire fanbase on twitter lost it and never missed a chance to post their misogynistic, venomous takes about it. Am I supposed to believe these people would shut up and take it?

But now they're pretending to be angels of good will preaching about being nice, because I guess it's my responsibility if a grownass woman of 35 is going through stan accounts and might be hurt by my opinions (yes, I have heard that from polin stans) because I obviously never tag actors to send hate. And neither do any kathony stans without being called out for it.

By the way this latest take of theirs that Netflix is trying to keep it quiet who Anthony ends up with is just hilarious, the season lead was announced a YEAR ago and they're acting as if this is a Poireau mystery and romances/romcoms have ever kept the main couple secret lmao

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#5

11 notes • Posted 2021-02-15 19:52:28 GMT

#4

I don't know, I honestly don't think Starfox would have to be a major character for Harry to sign on. I feel like he might prefer it that way, maybe it is just a fun cameo, maybe his future role will be a character that pops up here and there, this might work better for his music and other commitments. I just don't get the vibe it has to be a major role in future for him

Harry never attended the Met Gala as a guest, only as host. He refused to appear in US Vogue unless it was as the first male ever to grace the cover. His first solo cover was Rolling Stone. His first ever acting role was a substantial part in a Christopher Nolan movie. He debuted his first solo single on SNL's first ever simultaneous east/west coast broadcast.

If you think he's signed with Marvel to play a cute now-you-see-him-now-you-don't cameo, you don't know him.

13 notes • Posted 2021-10-20 01:07:37 GMT

#3

Look at Harry’s defined abs! 😍

This was his sexiest performance ever! He was so relaxed too, looking to the side and laughing. I loved the fitted leather suit and the way he tossed the boa to the side and started grooving. His vocals were superb too. Harry has a unique depth and texture to his voice that is hard to define - it really pulls on your heart strings and is kind of a turn on too. Nobody else sounds like that. Zayn in comparison is just a generic high wailing singer.

14 notes • Posted 2021-03-15 00:38:39 GMT

#2

I’m sorry but I get it. It clicked. We got Harry’s Italy pics today and I finally understood all the Harry Styles hate blogs. How can they NOT hate him? Look at those pics! You either LOVE HIM and support him and are SO FUCKING HAPPY to be his fan, or you loathe him. He gives us EVERYTHING. He looks like a model, is intelligent and articulate, cultured, into all forms of art, works hard as fuck, quality music. Incredible content, nothing half assed. But he also doesn’t take himself seriously, is funny, witty, lovable, and kind to a fault. And he does it all without being in your face or annoying. OF COURSE they hate him 😭 they either surrender and worship him or go to the opposite spectrum and hate him. They can’t just ignore (almost) perfection.

Love this ask! So true. What would you rather have? A greedy bastard pushing NFTs at you, a grimy clown making a fish finger sandwich, or Harry Styles on a boat in Venice, arriving to film his arthouse movie?

15 notes • Posted 2021-06-14 18:18:23 GMT

#1

A lot of fandoms love to call Harry a "mediocre white men" when that’s very far from the truth, when he’s doing things very differently to any other white/male artists right now with similar level of success. I think people do that because they’re really threatened by him, not because he is/can be more successful than they're faves (male or female), but because he's successful playing the game industry very different than most artist of his generation are doing right now. P1/7

I'm mainly talking about how much control he gives to fans over his career. Harry is doing amazing without feeling the need to be on social media, selling access to his personal life or his creative processes, or putting content all the time to keep his fans interested and engaged.

He doesn’t feel the need to trick his fans into thinking they have some real access to him. He just puts his projects out (music, movies, photoshoots, etc.) when they’re ready, lets his fans and gp know, and then lets is decide if we want to support him or not.

Also, he doesn’t legitimate any discourse (negative, or rarely positive) on twitter or other social media, with replies/statements. Which make his fans and haters crazy lol .

Social media is the only place where fans feel they have some power over celebrities. Harry knows it, so he keeps away from it, keeps doing whatever he wants when he wants, no matter how much fans cries about it or haters try to drag him for it.

That’s basically it, that’s his general approach. As an artist he basically says “My art is the only thing I’m willing to give to you, take it or leave it” and I think it’s very smart and pretty fair (and may people have mostly took it!).

So, if he can do that, why other artist can’t do the same if they play their cards just right? That’s why I think he’s so threatening to other fandoms, and why so many people still are bitter about him not being on social media more.

He’s extremely successful without giving the control and the say to his fans about his career, level of access and his decisions/opinions, which other fandoms are very used to have in some grade, and they definitely don’t want to lose that. Hell, many of his fans still are trying to shame him to get that control back over him. They’re still failing tho.

So, people don’t want an artist like Harry being successful, because even tho he benefited a lot of 1D and its sm strategy, right now he’s sustaining his solo career without being a slave of it. He’s basically managing his career like previous generations of artists, where your music, art and charisma basically were the only way you could get famous and successful.

Actual stan culture cannot survive without artists all the time looking desperately for clout or earning woke points. Actual stan culture can't survive with artists like Harry, that’s why many fandoms try to drag him down

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Fully agree! 👏👏👏👏If only more artists were like Harry, we'd probably see the end of toxic stan twitter.

16 notes • Posted 2021-03-12 23:34:27 GMT

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